Harry Potter Book Quotes (1/?): Philosopher’s Stone p.49

"Did yeh never wonder where yer parents learned it all?”

“All what?” asked Harry.

“ALL WHAT?” Hagrid thundered. “Now wait jus’ one second!” He had leapt to his feet. In his anger he seemed to fill the whole hut. The Dursleys were cowering against the wall. “Do you mean ter tell me,” he growled at the Dursleys, “that this boy — this boy! — knows nothin’ abou’ — about ANYTHING?”

Harry thought this was going a bit far. He had been to school, after all, and his marks weren’t bad. “I know some things,” he said. “I can, you know, do math and stuff.”


6 months in jail for being a responsible father.


6 months in jail for being a responsible father.

Lesson of the day: just because cars can make right turns at 10 mph doesn’t mean your bike can do the same


seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing

seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign


Derek Hale went from being this angry guy who stalked teenage boys and just glared at everyone to this super chill understanding big brother figure who is like “You almost stole my family’s money? Cool, I would have too.” or “You want to have a romantic date? Cool, just use my place.”

i look sad


"Take me to church, I’ll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies, I’ll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife. Offer me that deathless death, Good God, let me give you my life."